Who the hell are you?

I am the beginning and the end. The alpha and the omega. The bread and the butter. Of this website.

You should be able to figure out my first name, as it is strewn all over the place. If you can't, then please click here. My last name is also evident in a couple of places. If you REALLY can't figure out my name, then mouse over the spoiler tag!

Ryan Isbell

How can I reach you?


Those of you with brains too miniscule to facilitate telepathic communications may e-mail me.

Why did you make this site?

To justify not working over the summer.
And err, because I'm brilliant and need to be recognized by the world. Or something